Many of us grew up on Cadbury's chocolate and are familiar with the story of Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory. However, it is a little known fact that Cadbury's own early years were not unlike Wonka's in that they had a highly sensitive factory where no workers ever entered and only the most gorgeous chocolates came out. Even more surprising is the fact that the factory is still there and continuing to produce a very limited supply of chocolate exclusively for the most elite members of our society. Due to continuous inbreeding the factory is now seeking new blood. Eight men and women, four of each sex, will be allowed into the factory to work in a breeding programme to try to inject new life into what is now a very tired workforce. The quality of the chocolate produced has slipped and it is said the Her Majesty The Queen of England herself has visited the factory to see what has gone wrong. The lucky people selected, in exchange for their use in the programme, will live a life of luxury and ease, with the finest chocolate literally on tap.
The nationality of those that join the programme is not important. Just as deep love of chocolate in all its many forms and a willingness to breed more chocolate workers. Would you be interested in applying for one of the 8 posts? Are you a fertile chocaholic? This is a one day only opportunity so get your applications in.
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